Only Peacock purchases a dryer and wonders why it is not drying and then learns that the fuc&ing dryer runs on gas and I have electric.
I slay the idiot sales person at Best Buy.
Also, only Peacock gets his second moving violation traffic ticket in 5 friggin days on nickle and dime offenses.
1) Failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign on Thurs. night. (Rolling Stop)
2) Caught in a sting today making a turn into 7-11 over a double yellow line.
Oh, and the weekend of the UCF game when I was in Naples, I fell through the attic into the garage and busted up my rotator cuff while trying to run ethernet cable for my parents.
Michael Jackson is a big gator fan:) and Chris Leak does have a girlfriend, she came to the women's clinic in the spring. I'm honored to have the comment of the week, but I can't take all the credit, your brain shrinks by 3-5% when your pregnant.
It wasn't the radiator, it was the A/C coolant panel. My boss was pretty happy about spending $180 on a tow truck for a broken A/C panel, which I thought was the radiator.
I tell you, I need to sell my memoirs like Kramer.
LOL.
ReplyDeleteWatching the Chicago Bears game now and Madden just dropped Rich and Ted's fetish Rick Flair quote.
"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man."
No Rick Flair - "Whoooooooo" though.
Great stuff. And yes, Rex is that good this year.
Only Peacock purchases a dryer and wonders why it is not drying and then learns that the fuc&ing dryer runs on gas and I have electric.
ReplyDeleteI slay the idiot sales person at Best Buy.
Also, only Peacock gets his second moving violation traffic ticket in 5 friggin days on nickle and dime offenses.
1) Failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign on Thurs. night. (Rolling Stop)
2) Caught in a sting today making a turn into 7-11 over a double yellow line.
Oh, and the weekend of the UCF game when I was in Naples, I fell through the attic into the garage and busted up my rotator cuff while trying to run ethernet cable for my parents.
The albatross has clearly landed on my ship.
Blah.
Me, Steph, and Sandra (and possibly my sis) are going out to 8 sec on Sat. night if anyone is interested.
ReplyDeletePeacock you should bathe in tar or something to reverse your luck :)
Chris, I have your UF ID in case you were wondering.
ReplyDeleteAuburn tix? What is the status? Rich? Bruce? You guys have any?
ReplyDeleteIm gonna have to wait and see if I can make it. Ill either be leaving that Sat or Sun.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this Drunken and Stoned UF Business Professor teaching class and getting fired the next day.
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Continued from the Bama-Post Game Thread: Sure MJ was a good singer... anyone likes Billy Jean, but CL's FAVORITE singer? Come on.
ReplyDeleteThere would be no variety in the world if everyones favorite band was the Beastie Boys.
ReplyDeleteRuth Ann:
ReplyDeleteChris Leak and Michael Jackson are looking for not only an SEC Championship, but a National Championship too?
What # is Jacko?
Agreed. But Michael Jackson? Does CL have a girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteRuth Ann has him on standby in case Chris is not a good baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteSat Oct 28 Georgia Jacksonville, FL 3:30PM(ET) CBS
ReplyDeleteMichael Jackson is a big gator fan:) and Chris Leak does have a girlfriend, she came to the women's clinic in the spring. I'm honored to have the comment of the week, but I can't take all the credit, your brain shrinks by 3-5% when your pregnant.
ReplyDeleteThe horror.
ReplyDeleteHow was the ride in the Tow Truck Peacock?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't the radiator, it was the A/C coolant panel. My boss was pretty happy about spending $180 on a tow truck for a broken A/C panel, which I thought was the radiator.
ReplyDeleteI tell you, I need to sell my memoirs like Kramer.
I am the future Mrs. Joakim Noah <33
ReplyDeleteCassie, please refer to the "non-player-crush" post started by Jamie and her talk of Tim Tebow.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you girls keep that talk in the beauty salon.
Like oh my gosh, I think Lee Humphrey was totally checking me out. Totally.
Lame...
I meant Jaime. Sorry James William. Perhaps when I type your name I should just call you James. It's a lot easier.
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